Seriously. I can't stop eating and drinking soda. My weight is creaping up and up. I am bigger now than I have ever been. I weigh 20 pounds more than I did when I got married.
What can I do? I am dead serious. I have got to stop it. Pretty soon I am going to start mooing. Ugh. I am so distraught over not being able to get it under control. I gotta go. I need a piece of Amish Friendship bread and a big fat Mt. Dew to console me. Yeah, shut up.